The Journey To HR, Part 74!

Star Child Two hovered in front of my face as I continued pointing at the tag and the surrounding ruckus and slight melee continued.

It slowly bonked my head and started slowly flying away.

“You want me to follow?” I asked.

Star Child Two nodded.

“You can nod?” I asked as I began following.

It nodded again.

The screams became louder as the ruckus continued and the melee became much stronger.

“Cretins,” I muttered to myself.

Star Child Two stopped at a trash bin and hovered.

“I have no trash,” I said.

Star Child Two shook.

“Oh,” I said. “You want me to barf! In the garbage can! Smart! VERY SMART!”

Star Child Two continued to shake.

“Well, let’s see what I can spew out. Forgot what I last ate, but there’s gotta be something! AM I RIGHT??!!”

I closed my eyes, blocked out all the hubbub, leaned over the can and began retching.

After a few minutes, success!

Lots of chunks and liquid spewed out of my mouth.

I spit out a few liquid chunks, backed up, wiped my mouth with my hands and proudly looked up at Star Child Two.

“I feel tremendous!” I exclaimed.

Star Child Two was bobbing up and down above the trash can.

Faster and faster it went.

“You mean…..” I said, pointing at the trash bin.

It nodded.

I went back to the trash bin and looked inside.

There were three phones, all covered with vomit.

“Ah-HA!” I said, grabbing them.

Star Child Two nodded again and flew away.

“SUCCESS!” I yelled as I held up the phones for all to see, disregarding the sloppy goo dripping down my arms.

All around me, the ruckus, screaming and melee continued.

A chunk of glop landed in my eye.

Then I was tackled from behind.