The Journey To HR, Part 72!



I stayed hidden behind (or in front of) the sapling for a few days.

Nobody seemed to notice the empty lot where a house used to be.

A dog peed on my leg.

I didn’t move.

I just watched.

And silently whimpered.

On the third day, under the cover of darkness, I decided to move.

As soon as I stepped around the sapling, the street lit up with lights from above, below and from all sides.

I tried to run, but the dog peed had dried and one of my pant legs was stiff.

It made running quite difficult.

Discombobulated, I fell.

Dozens of vehicles surrounded me.

People got out of the vehicles, pointed and laughed at me.

Someone dumped hot coffee on my pee caked pant leg.

Someone else put a tag on my left index finger.

After a few more chuckles, they got into their vehicles and drove away.

It went back to being dark.

I sat up.

“Well,” I said to myself. “Guess I’ll be going to an airport!”


Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

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