After the sigh was done, I thought to myself.
I poop a LOT.
That’s what I thought.
Then I remembered where I was.
I watched the cop running towards the scofflaws.
The little male lawbreaker was running around with his arms flailing above his head.
The lady grabbed his arm, slapped him about the face a couple times and then said something to him.
“I’m American!” he shouted and started running around in circles with his arms flailing above his head again.
“I said STOP!” the cop screamed.
“Hey!” I yelled. “Aren’t you gonna arrest me? I need somewhere to sleep!”
I got no response.
The cop was getting closer to the two probable criminals when a black van came a-roaring down the road. The lady dove into the bushes while the little man got tangled in his feet and fell face first into a patch of poison ivy.
From my position, the van definitely missed the cop by many feet, if not yards.
He turned around and came running back towards me, avoiding me by a wide berth.
Another van came puttering along.
Someone from THAT van was shooting at the OTHER van!
The cop hopped into his vehicle and took off towards the two vans!
The two people got out of the bushes.
The lady slapped the man across the face a few more times.
Then it started to rain.
And then an army of ninjas appeared.
Stephen Johnson
https://theweirdcrap.com
The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!
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