After the sigh was done, I thought to myself.
I poop a LOT.
That’s what I thought.
Then I remembered where I was.
I watched the cop running towards the scofflaws.
The little male lawbreaker was running around with his arms flailing above his head.
The lady grabbed his arm, slapped him about the face a couple times and then said something to him.
“I’m American!” he shouted and started running around in circles with his arms flailing above his head again.
“I said STOP!” the cop screamed.
“Hey!” I yelled. “Aren’t you gonna arrest me? I need somewhere to sleep!”
I got no response.
The cop was getting closer to the two probable criminals when a black van came a-roaring down the road. The lady dove into the bushes while the little man got tangled in his feet and fell face first into a patch of poison ivy.
From my position, the van definitely missed the cop by many feet, if not yards.
He turned around and came running back towards me, avoiding me by a wide berth.
Another van came puttering along.
Someone from THAT van was shooting at the OTHER van!
The cop hopped into his vehicle and took off towards the two vans!
The two people got out of the bushes.
The lady slapped the man across the face a few more times.
Then it started to rain.
And then an army of ninjas appeared.
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