The Journey To HR, Part 61!

The giggles continued.

Then they stopped.

“So…….” began the HR lady.

“Who is this ‘I’ entity?” I asked.

“EXACTLY!” she responded.

Star Child Two flew around, nodding savagely.

“Does it hurt to nod savagely?” I asked myself.

“I would think so,” said the HR lady to herself.

Star Child Two continued nodding.

Life continued on in that room as we all did our own things.

“Man, if I could only remember what Bob did that made me come here,” I said, kicking at a small pebble.

The HR lady chased the pebble and kicked it back to me when it stopped rolling.

“That would be nice,” she said. “You do realize I have other things to do? More important things then whatever this is.”

“I know,” I said, kicking an empty soda can.

She chased the can and picked it up when it stopped rolling.

“There might be a few drops left,” she muttered and raised the can to her mouth.

“HEY!” came that voice again. “Are you forgetting about me?”






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Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

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