Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing, so his friend calls 911.
‘My friend is dead! What should I do?”
The operator replies, “Calm down, sir, first make sure that he’s really dead.” There’s a silence, then a loud bang.
Back on the phone, the guy says, “Ok, now what?”

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