A very religious man went on a safari.
When he was there, he found a huge lion. The man didn’t have a gun and there was no way he could outrun the lion. So, he did the only thing he could do. He got on his knees and prayed “Dear God, I was always a good Christian. Will you perform a miracle and give this lion some christian feelings”.
That moment, the clouds parted and a beam of light came from above and touched the lion’s heart. The lion raised his paws to the heavens and loudly prayed “Thank you Lord for this meal I’m about to receive.”