Shit Schmelnoz Says, Part 417!!

Schmelnoz the Incomprehensible is not a religious creature.  On the few occasions that I have ever mentioned or asked him anything about God he just immediately dismisses me like some idiot who isn’t even worth answering or responding to.  The only thing even remotely religious I have ever heard him say was the following: “There is a special place in hell for people who say, ‘There is a special place in hell.’”

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