Oaths and Promises

Did you ever know that oaths are promises were created for liars?

If you are someone who tells the truth then you have no need to swear an oath or make any promises.  And if you’re not then it’s not like those things are going to matter to you anyway.

In the Bible Jesus instructs his followers not to swear any oaths or make any promises.  Just tell the fucking truth.

(He may not have said it exactly like that.)

And yet, whenever you are getting ready to testify in court what is the first thing they make you do?

It’s no wonder that all the aliens think humans are whack and don’t want anything to do with us (except for the ones looking to exploit us).

I wasn’t really supposed to tell you that, but just let them try to pin it on me.

I’ll just lie and swear I never said any such thing.

Spamrider

Spamrider of the Apocalypse is just some crazy dude who contacted us out of the blue one day claiming to be a time traveler who had discovered that he had already been publishing information on our website for years while he was visiting the future.  Neither me or Steve had ever heard of him before so we don’t know if he’s ACTUALLY crazy or what, but he’s definitely weird, and is probably full of crap, so we both just looked at each other, shrugged are shoulders, and pretty much just went with it.

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