I once knew this guy who was a gay black transsexual Jewish immigrant Democrat midget.
I am literally not making this up.
Maybe.
Anyway, everybody hated this guy.
All the racists hated him because he was black.
And all the antisemites hated him because he was Jewish.
The religious zealots hated him double because he was both gay and a transexual.
And the xenophobes all hated him because he was an immigrant.
And of course the Republicans hated him because he was a Democrat. And also for all those other reasons.
I don’t know anybody who hated him because he was a midget. The President hasn’t gotten around to making people hate midgets yet. But give him time.
Me, I hated him because he was an intolerant asshole.
But I’m just prejudiced that way.
The Song In Bob’s Head
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