Free to good home. One slightly retarded 14 year old boy. Includes free arm splint & cast.
My son got pissed and punched a steel light pole and broke his hand… Light pole – 1; Slomo – 0.
So I haven’t had any time to get to my column this week. What with keeping myself from breaking his other hand, and sitting in the ER for 7 hours (oh yea, and they have the nerve to charge me 200 bucks for exposure to all kinds of communicable diseases… thanks Riddle Hospital, thanks a lot!)
All I can say is that although the testing was negative for a learning disability, I am now convinced he is RETARDED! I am thinking of suing someone, maybe his father, I haven’t decided yet.
NEXT WEEK: Hooty abandons TheWeirdcrap for the simple life of food service at the I-95 exit 93 truck stop.
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