Ok, people. I’m afraid I have a confession to make. I know it’s going to come as quite a shock to all of you, but it’s something that’s been eating at me night and day, and I’m afraid if I don’t come clean my conscience isn’t ever going to let me live another day in peace.
So here it goes.
I’ve never really been to the Future.
There, I said it.
Hell, I’ve never even been to France.
I just made all of it up.
I cannot say how deeply sorry I am to have deceived you all. It was a terrible thing for me to do. And while I don’t know how any of you will ever be able to forgive me or believe anything I say ever again I can only ask you to dig deep down inside your big old bountiful hearts and try.
And I give you my word, I will never say anything here that isn’t true or make up fake stories ever again.
Actually that was another lie. But I swear I’m getting better.
Also, liar that I am, I might also be lying about lying.
Just thought I should make that part clear.
So just you remember: In this inside-out, upside-down world there lies truth in lies. And there lies lies in truth. And there lies the rub, Bub.
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