This is one of those weeks where I haven’t had time to think about what I want to write (YES! I do think about it!) So lets just babble on about some random things.
I have been thinking about what I want for my birthday, it’s 9/11…. I know what you’re thinking, and it has been my birthday since the day I was born, the terrorist have nothing to do with me. So if your thinking of getting me a present. I really like jewelry… especially expensive jewelry that I can hock if I don’t like it.
The plant in my office is dying in here (just like me); it appears to have some type of rot. For those of you who wish to attend – there will be a memorial service, for the plant with purple leaves, around the trash can at lunchtime.
Orange Cream Coca-Cola is pretty darn good, so go buy some – RIGHT NOW!
The sky’s 2 brightest planets, Venus and Jupiter, are about to have a spectacular conjunction in the east before sunrise around August 2. They’ll be closest on the morning of August 12. You know what this means – twice the normal amount of whack job – nutzo’s wondering around.
Ok, I have to go now; I am only a couple of inches from completely digging out all of the caulk that holds my office window to the frame. Soon I will be free! They can kill my plant, and force me to file reams and reams of useless information, but they will never break me…
Actually, I really just have to go pee.
Next week: How to get paid for doing absolutely nothing all day… Just like me, your idol.
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