Alabama McKenzie had enough syllables in his name to take up the entire second line of a haiku.
They say stars fell on Alabama, but it would be more accurate to say that Alabama launched himself headlong into the stars in order to meet and oppose their violent onslaught.
When all was said and done there were neither stars nor Alabama left to be found.
So who fell upon whom is really just an academic matter.
Alabama McKenzie may have just been some dude I made up.
But he was way cooler than most of you dudes I didn’t make up.
So let us drink a toast to Alabama McKenzie: May he live forever.
And may he rest in peace.
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