Very few people are aware that the planet earth entered a new universe and a new reality the day that Donald Trump was first against all odds and sensibilities elected President of the United States.
I’m not speaking figuratively. There was literally a Time Breach where something that wasn’t supposed to happen happened anyway.
In short, we have all collectively entered a new parallel dimension of reality.
A new Timeline.
A Bizarro World.
A dimension where all the things we thought we knew and all the things we pretended to believe in suddenly don’t seem to matter any more.
A reality where nothing makes sense except to people who have no sense to begin with.
It has never been officially confirmed what caused the Timeline Breach.
But among my brethren and cistern it is whispered that it was the Republicans.
But officially, it’s still being investigated.
By the Biden administration.
And the Obama Administration.
And the Reagan Administration.
And both Bush administrations.
(Time Travel has been around for quite awhile now you know.)
But anyway the point is that no one in any known time period has ever been able to officially determine who or what caused the Timeline Breach.
But from what little I know I can tell you, whoever or whatever it was knew exactly what they were doing.
So anyway here we are.
You really don’t want to know how it goes from here. In this new timeline I mean. Trust me.
So live for today. That’s my best advice. Because tomorrow a new unanticipated Time Breach could suddenly upend our entire “reality” for the better or for the worse, and there’s absolutely nothing we can do about it.
And the saddest part of all is that’s still actually the best possibility we have to hope for at this point.
They say we create and shape our own reality. And I suppose some of us do.
But in reality I think that most of us are just horrified and stupefied.
And petrified and poopified.
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