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- Alter ego No. 28
-Humor – 3 Pages – Andy awoke to a foul stench, and a note. The note lay peacefully on the perimeter of his desk; evidently he had slept the night in the study. His back… - Confessions of a Transylvanian UrologistName’s Romanovsky. Dr. Boris Sedgewick Finklemeyer Codfishpiece Romanovsky IV, to be exact. And for 35 years I was Count Dracula’s urologist. My father was his urologist for 73 years before that, and his father for…
- Space and StuffSci-Fi – 12 Pages – Chapter 1 The Wall Copernicus is a colony on Mung. Mung is a shitty planet. That’s why they called it Mung. They were trying to think of something nice and…
- Total World DominationI was headed towards Union Square to shop for a birthday gift for my mother. Shopping, unfortunately, has never been my forté. My mother taught me well how to overcome so many of life’s little…
- Bacon Becomes Her“Brenda’s a pig!” “Roger! Aren’t you two engaged?” Tim paused mid-sip. “That’s your fiancé you’re talking about.” “I know, I know.” Roger took a swig of his Red Hook ESB and wiped his mouth on…
- The Not-So Politically Correct Tale of Joe PoeJoe Poe had pretty much been dealt a bum hand in the game of life. He was the bastard son of a Black Jewish harelipped paraplegic circus midget. Amazingly though, Joe appeared pretty much normal—at…
- Head in the SandHead in the sand by CMR Once upon a time there was an ostrich. The ostrich had no concerns and was content to while away it’s days with it’s head in the sand. It would…
- It’s a wonderful Christmas story!Follow bob on twitter or ask bob a question! I hope you enjoy this special holiday message for the founder of TheWeirdcap.com and MyStrangeStories.com. For those who don’t follow Bob Senitram’s weekly column, his weekly…
- “The New Job” by Rance Treakle[A Halloween Special from the 2003 Archives] I thought the devil was red and had a tail. I had braced myself for His appearance, His style, even His odor if need be. So what happens…
- A Deal with the Devil“Wh…what am I doing here?” John asked as he reached the checkpoint. “Let’s see,” the guard said, leafing through a thick notebook. “Ah, John Sedgewick. Here it is. Says here you cheated on your wife.”…
- The Odyssey of JoeyOnce upon a time, there lived a very unhappy boy named Joey.”I’m rather unhappy.” He noted one morning, so he decided to go out and buy himself some drugs. He went wandering down to the…
- Work ItWork It Danny put the exercise video in, took a deep breath, then pushed play on the remote. In moments Johnny Black was on the screen surrounded by his troupe of girls, all of them…
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That Darned Mr. Sockforahead (Part 3)
October 31, 20089 Pages Part 3 of 3: “Aw,” said Mr. Sockforahead. “Why’d you close the door? I was gonna peek in real quick and give him a fright. Might’ve even got…
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THE MICROWAVED CHICKEN HEART
August 4, 20021 Page The Microwaved Chicken Heart bellowed in triumph as his hideous six-inch fangs tore through the President’s colon. The Chief Executive shrieked in agony; his hopes for a pleasant…
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