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Welcome to Strange Humor—a place where the bizarre, the unexpected, and the downright weird meet laughter in the most surprising ways. Here, you’ll find a collection of tales that twist humor into something strange, stories that’ll make you scratch your head one minute and laugh out loud the next. We embrace the kind of humor that doesn’t always make sense… but it always entertains.

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Featured Humor Stories

  • The Nebulous Dr. Fucknuts
    by Randy Bone
    Dr. Fucknuts brandished the cast iron skillet, preparing to use it against old Mrs. Schuster if she didn’t stop singing that damn infernal song. Dr. Fucknuts had lost his mind.  He wasn’t sure where he had left it, but he was certain that eventually somebody would find it and call the number sewn into back of its underwear.  He carried a special cellphone with him…
  • This Guy I Know
    by Dan Ericsson
    There’s this guy I know. He has a job at a computer company called Conspicticon. He name is unimportant. Names mean nothing while he’s at work. For curiosity’s sake, his name is Hal. Sometimes while he’s at work, he just watches his screensaver. He watches the stars or Microsoft logos whooshing closer to him, closer to him, then flying off the edge off the monitor.…
  • The Manhood Test
    by Matt Kline
    Note from the Editor: The Manhood Test was written back in 2000, before virtual reality was invented. Jonathan looked out of place among the other boys in his crowd. for one thing, he did not wear glasses. Thanks to years of computer use, most children were near sighted by the time they were Jonathan’s age, but Jonathan instead chose to engage in what his town…
  • Rise of the Cyborgs
    by Spamrider
    See, the thing was that over time we made the machines more and more like us because we wanted the machines to be able to do all the things that we can do so that we wouldn’t have to do those things anymore.  Eventually this even came to include thinking. Now there is nothing inherently evil or wrong about machines that can think.  The problem…
  • Fonzie’s Revenge
    by Kenneth Keller
    Fonzie’s Revenge A reimagining of Happy Days Written by Kenneth Keller fonziesrevenge@gmail.com Remember the classic TV Show “Happy Days?” You know, it starred that Howdy Doody looking Motherfucker that played Opie Taylor on the Andy Griffin Show? It also had the original MILF Marion Ross and that Dreidel playing guy who starred in the Movie Nightshift, which coincidentally was created by said Opie. Yeah, they…
  • A Little Bit of Dirt Never Hurt Anyone
    by P.S. Gifford
    A little bit of dirt never hurt anyone By P.S. Gifford Wallace Montgomery slumped at his kitchen table dressed in nothing more than grayish white boxer shorts. The girth of his behind overflowed on the wicker chair. In front of him were three empty “big boy” frozen breakfast containers. The stink of putrefaction that permeated his kitchen had been softened by the scent of imitation…
  • The Legend of Bobbi-Jo
    by Stephen Johnson
    The Legend of Bobbi-Jo, by Stephen Johnson I was 18 years old when my mother spontaneously combusted. As it happened I was enjoying my morning breakfast of Grape Nuts and Lucky Charms coated with melted butter. No milk was involved. My Mommy had dropped an Eggo on the floor. Obscenities strained my ears as she and Bobby-Jo, my pet ferret, wrestled over it. I was…
  • Thousands of Fleeing Japanese
    by Craig Snyder
    A small dark man in a small dark room picked up his pen and wrote: In ancient times, the monsters walked among us, and it was good… Godzilla was in downtown Tokyo for the afternoon. It was something he’d made a habit of lately. He’d Smash a few buildings, crush a couple of buses, pretend to get caught in some power lines, humiliate the Japanese…

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Fabrications of Deranged Idiosyncracy

March 20, 2004

14 Pages Part 1: A Family Feud Government officials and those who remember the event, well, seem to agree that the boiling point, at least in the Smith house, occurred…

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Porno For The Lord

July 25, 2005

Dolores del Dunning and her triple D’s, the sign glowed. Dolores was thrilled to finally see her name in lights. Granted, a few of those lights were flickering and the…

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