Bob didn’t post anything last week.
Do you want to know why?
He’s having a My Little Pony crisis.
His favorite MLP shirt, the “Best Ponies” one, now has a hole in it from a cigar burn. Guess he wasn’t paying attention to that ash and it fell and burned a hole right thru one of those best ponies.
He’s been told time and time again to not smoke cigars since his hands are too small to handle one, but he keeps on doing it because he thinks it makes him look like a miniature Arnold Schwarzenegger.
As you can guess, it doesn’t. Bob isn’t Austrian.
His small hands have nothing to do with the burnt pony. I just thought I would bring up those tiny, tiny hands he has.
Ever since that “calamity”, he’s been trying to find a replacement shirt but is having no luck. Seems there’s no adult sizes available of that specific shirt.
Yet he’s a wee man with wee hands, so couldn’t he just get a child’s size?
Crisis solved?
You see its like this. I won’t be submitting EVERY week.
The contract stipulates “regular intervals”, so I’ll be submitting about every 2 to 3 weeks.
My columns are a little longer. So I like to jot down my ideas. Leave it be for a few days and then add any new ideas. Then comes the re-write. The process take several weeks, maybe I’m just old.
As great Starfleet battle commander once said, “A Klingon’s gonna do, what a Klingon’s gonna do.”