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Submit Your Story! The Weirdcrap features a variety of stories submitted by our readers. 2000's submissions included; humor, horror, fantasy, and science fiction stories. If you have a web site let our traffic work for you. The Alarmingly Strange Stories section gets about 400 page views per day. Send your url with the story and we'll link back to you. If you have a banner, we'll post it on your story's page! FAQ's If you don't like reading from a computer screen, use the "Print Now - Read Later" link. Print a whole story with one click and read it off paper like a normal person. NEW! No, No, No! Not Another One! by Rance J. Treakle "I thought the devil was red and had a tail. I had braced myself for His appearance, His style, even His odor if need be. So what happens when I call Him? He shows up at my door..." Humor/Strange Posted on 12/09/03 1 page Print it Now, read it later NEW! Your New President by Ray Fracalossy "...Alcohol. That's the real culprit. Isn't it most of the time, though? I was at a tavern drinking the night of the big election ..." Humor Posted on 10/27/03 1 page Print it Now, read it later Discourse on a Hill by Kevin L. Donihe "The country needs you," the guest implored, short of breath following his lengthy climb. "An entity such as yourself should have no problem bridging the gap between our two parties. Please, accept my offer..." Strange Posted on 08/25/03 1 page Print it Now, read it later The Mortis of Peace by Aluric Dai This story was originally submitted on April 6th, 2003. Just before the U.S. invaded Iraq. I regret that it took this long for me to get this short posted, because it was really relevant then - but even more relevant now. Strange Posted on 08/09/03 1 page Print it Now, read it later Five Tiny Dwarves, a Circle, a Cat, and the Girl Who Saw it All (Part 3 - Unedited/Unfinished) by Jake Cordova I don't know any other way of putting it, the kids a genius. I haven't heard such eloquent writing since "Fly Guy" recited, "Bitch, you better give me my money..." Seriously, Jake started a project of writing one piece each day for a year. Weird stuff comes out under pressure, weird stuff. Take a visit at his site at the end of his story. Strange Posted on 07/18/03 1 page Print it Now, read it later Ambulance of Doom by Aluric Dai This one page short has nothing to do with the title...really. Trust me on this! Humor/Strange Posted on 03/22/03 1 pages Print it Now, read it later Kitty's Revenge by Kitt E. Cat This is for all the kitty lovers out there...who am I kidding eveybody loves kitties! Humor Posted on 01/20/03 1 page Print it Now, read it later The Microwaved Chicken Heart by Craig Snyder You will find this one gross, offensive, and laugh out loud funny! Craig is one funny smart-ass who writes a good story. You'll love this one page short! Humor Posted on 08/04/02 1 page Print it Now, read it later Quick Short #1 by Matt Demo "A quick delight. Enjoyable." "I've always wanted to read a story about weed-eating - not my dream has come true. I like this story! " "He" may or may not be the lord but certainly, Matt Demo is no writer." Strange Posted on 05/18/02 1 page Print it Now, read it later Dabbling in the Depths of Her Soul by Evgeniya Seizova To be absolutely honest, I didn't get this one. But I read it again - more slowly - and now I get it! The strange ending may seem irrelevant at first, but makes perfect sense later. Strange Posted on 04/20/02 1 page Print it Now, read it later The Ozone Cow Stories by Bob Walker and Dave McCann The "Ozone Cow Stories" are a rare collection of children's stories from the early 1900's. Recently they have gained notoriety, not for their amusement for children, but for their complete lack of comprehension. Humor Posted on 01/19/02 1 page Print it Now, read it later Tough Guys Thrashed My Car by Rebelbagwan "Some rough necks attack my car and I am forced to attempt a citizens arrest ..." Humor Posted on 01/13/02 1 page Print it Now, read it later My Bouncing Baby Girls by Claudia Swain "I eagerly spent my baby-sitting money on tube tops and halters to accent their exquisite budding beauty. I rubbed them daily with..." Humor 1 page Print it Now, read it later Don't Quit Your Day Job. by Liz Turton "I'm stretching my bubblegum out with one finger and looking at the words on the pages, but reading? That's too strong a term." Humor/Strange 1 page Print it Now, read it later Suicidal Dreams. by Paul Steven “...he looked down as the screaming lumps of metal passed below. Their cries of obliteration hollered up to HK, mocking him to jump. ..." Strange 1 page Print it Now, read it later

Road Movies. by Rob Morgan "Cutting circles around America, searching for that sense of place, the feeling that they have finished the trip, waiting for the need to go home. Busted pair of Levi's and a bowie knife. They got on and stumble off..." Strange 1 page Print it now, read it later This Guy I Know. by Dan Ericcson “...he just watches his screensaver. He watches the stars or Microsoft logos whooshing closer to him, closer to him, then flying off the edge off the monitor..." Humor 1 page Print it now, read it later Walk in the Front Door . by Dan Ericcson “...the neon words burned into the atmosphere around him, "No Vacancy", meant another fifteen minutes of driving. Fifteen minutes spent the same meaningless way he had spent the last three months...." Strange 1 page Print it now, read it later Communion . by Dan Ericsson “There was nothing. Then there was Irving. The booth which he inhabited had not existed until he sat there. When he left, so would the table..." Strange 1 page Print This Story The Model Employee by Bel Garion “Maybe they noticed me leaving early yesterday, all they would have to do is review the camera log… I’ll leave out the back today. Just because..." Humor 1 page Print this Story

			Aliens Prefer Pepsi by Debbie Martinez "JoeBob, John, and Bubba like to sit on the front porch, eat popcorn, drink soda, and watch the sun set while they discuss..." Humor/SciFi 1 page . Kenny The Koala by Jon Stephenson "Kenny the koala lived in a great, big forest with many other koala bears. Every day Kenny would wake up and climb his favorite tree. He would sit in the tree and..." Humor 1 page . Death of a Sock Puppet by Joshua Blanc "This was his fifth Birthday party gig this week, and each had been a disaster...He crossed his fingers and prayed that Mr. Sockforahead could keep it together..." Humor 1 Page . Six Arms and a Game of Pinochle by Dan Ericsson "Maybe it was Doug's fault for always picking him out in a crowd. Or maybe Ernie was actually everywhere. Then again, maybe it was the four extra arms that threw Doug for a loop..." Humor 1 page . Ronald Plant: His Mother's Fault by Dan Ericsson "He carried with him the small sphere of his peripheral vision. He could see the trees slipping out of his sight, joining the darkness and forest from which they were spawned..." Strange 1 page . A Touch Bitter and Too Clever by Half by Kevin Easter "We know that enough pain strips your conscious defenses away. It's why children are so evil. It's why we hurt the ones we love..." Strange 1 page . Tinkerbell by Paul Schroeder "...It was a pristine landscape to wander in and dream. Suddenly the air vibrated like an explosion's aftershock..." Strange 1 page . The Boy Who Couldn't Recycle by Dan Ericsson "Buildrock snatched the paper away, and ran as fast as a moose who has a bone to pick with a squirrel away into the employee lounge. There, against the wall..." Humor 1 page Submitting Your Own Stories webmaster@theweirdcrap.com Please Don't Forget: The Name of the Story Your Name or Pen Name The name and URL of your website If you want your email address included with your story. Submitting a story does not mean it will be posted on TheWeirdcrap.com. Stories are reviewed and choosen individually, based on creativity and writing skills. Writers are not paid for published stories. Stories on TheWeirdcrap.com may be printed for personal use; however, they may not be reproduced for web or print publications without consent from the author. If the author does not have a web site or email link, contact our webmaster. TheWeirdcrap.com © 2003.
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