Sorry for this interruption.
Recently, I was confronted by a group of Nebraskans, or Huskers, about my portrayal of them in this story. They
stated they were slightly offended by my description of the typical Nebraskan.
I explained to them that I did not see any similarity between "Neb-raskan" and "Nebraskan"
or any similarity between "hucker" and "husker". They did agree on this.
However, I did admit that I made a mistake when I mentioned "sheep fuckers". I did acknowledge that "sheep
fuckers" and "Huskers" were very much similar. Half of the group were upset at the reference, but
I did notice that the other half seemed mighty pleased to be known as sheep
fuckers.
I did promise them that I would no longer make fun of any other neanderthal races, and we parted company the best
of distant friends.
Thank you for you time, and I apologize for any inconvenience this may
have caused.
