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Chapter 13
“It seems that Jorge has been shot and stabbed 257 times,” said the police officer.
“Where were Orenthal and Albert?” asked Cascadilla.
“Playing golf,” replied the officer.
“I must notify my husband,” said Cascadilla as she walked towards the phone.
“I have always loved you,” said the policeman.
“I know,” said Cascadilla as she fell into his arms.
He looked into her eyes and then down to her heaving bosom. She wet her lips as
he softly stroked her silky hair. As a moan escaped her mouth, he felt a longing he had not felt for some time.
He carried her to the couch and lay her gently on it.
He looked at her lustfully and spontaneously combusted.
Chapter 14
“This is not right,” said Cascadilla.
“I am sorry ma’am, but there is nothing I can do,” said the clerk.
“Listen, you fart sucking dickheaded piece of maggoty fish shit fuck shitter shitfuckshitshitfuckshit
weenie fuck, I want a new burrito,” said Cascadilla.
“I am sorry, but I cannot help you,” said the clerk.
“Well, fuck you then,” said Cascadilla.
“Ma’am," said the clerk. “Fuck you.”
“Ma’am.”
“Fuck you.”
Chapter 15
Reverend Bobby walked down the stairs. He held his left ear in his hand.
“Did it work?” asked Hans.
“Yes. At least I think so,” said Reverend Bobby.
“Has she been possessed for a long time?” asked Hans.
“No, maybe just the last chapter,” said Reverend Bobby.
“Ahhhh,”.said Hans.
Chapter 16
“Would you like something to drink?” asked the stewardess as Perkchip rammed the
plastic cocktail into his ear.
“No thank you,” said Cascadilla. “By the way, who is flying the plane?”
“Today the pilot is Akmar Bel-Daboody,” replied the stewardess.
“Shit,” said Cascadilla. We’re going to have to jump out of the plane Perkchip.”
Chapter 17
“You’re going to have to open your parachute, dear,” said Cascadilla as Perkchip hurtled past her.
Perkchip giggled and Cascadilla watched as he landed head first on the ground.
She opened his parachute and floated gently to the ground. She landed a foot away
from Perkchip.
Perkchip stood up, and blood streamed from his eyes as he continued to giggle.
“Oh dear,” said Cascadilla.
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