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"So, what kinda gimmick you got today…ha-ha-ha!"
"Gonna listen to the radio today? How about the weather forecast?"
"Maybe you could spend this time doing yoga! Ha-ha! Yeah, yoga!"
"Ha-ha-ha!"
"Ha-ha-ha!"
Every comment that I heard preceded mouthfuls of smoke and rank breath, amid an already smoke-filled, tiny room
with walls stained an ever-present shade of yellow.
"No," I replied. "I've got this."
I held up my shock device and displayed it for everyone to see.
"I figured if killing yourself slowly is the only way to get a break around here than so be it. Check it out."
I turned the shocker on and flipped the switch that sent a string of electricity back and forth between two, metal
points. Everyone's reddened, smoke-filled eyes widened, especially after I placed the electrical current on the
nearest arm of a fellow break-taker that I could find.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
Frank, I think his name was, began to convulse violently, dropping his cigarette to the floor, which he soon followed,
foaming at the mouth.
"HOLY…what the hell are you doing…."
I zapped that person too.
Soon, Frank had a friend on the floor next to him, shaking madly with his eyes rolled into the back of his head.
I yelled out to my new friends but they didn't seem to acknowledge what I was saying.
"Isn't this fun! Whoo-hoo!!"
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