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Submitted in 2005

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A Sense of Human
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Steve Wilkins


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00:00:00

"Isaac?"

"Isaac, can you hear me?"

"Is this thing on?"

"Isaac? Hello? Are you guys sure about this? I'm getting no response…."

"What the hell I am doing?"

"Look, this is pointless. Why drag me all the way down here? Jesus! Look, just call me when you actually have something to show me ok?"




00.37:26

Isaac.

Isaac?

Wait.

Isaac. Male name. Of Hebrew origin. Means "Laughing One"

Laughing One.

Wait.

Laughing. Laugh.

Wait.

To express certain emotions, especially mirth or delight, by a series of spontaneous, usually unarticulated sounds often accompanied by corresponding facial and bodily movements.

Wait.

Process.




01.52:11

"This better be good. Do you know what time it is?"

"What?"

"It did what? Are you sure?"

"Can it do that?"

"What do you mean, you don't know? What the hell do I pay you people for?"

"Ok, ok. When did this happen?"

"And why would it happen?"

"Reaction to what? Did you tell it a joke or something?"

"Don't get funny with me smart ass."

"So make it happen again? Now! Time is money people!"

"I don't care how. Just do it"





01.53:40

Smart.

Wait.

Characterized by sharp quick thought; bright.

Ass.

Wait.

The anus.

Wait.

The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste or intestinal gas is eliminated from the body.

Wait.





01:54:18

"Like I have said more times than I should have to, I pay, you simply do. Capiche?"

"Who me? Again?"

"Ah what the hell. Ok."

"Hi Isaac."

"How you doing?"

"Isaac?"

"Ah shit, let's cut to the chase. Listen, I've pumped a fuck of a lot of money into you. And got fuck all in return. Now they tell me you're …..doing stuff. So how about it Isaac? Feel like showing off for daddy?"





01:54:50

Process





01:54:51

"What a surprise….just a lump of….. What the fuck was that?"

"No it wasn't me!"

"Ah Jesus! That stinks man!"

"What?"

"You gotta be kidding me right?"

"Ah man…."

"Is this what I paid for? Well is it?"

"Fuck!"

"What else is this thing gonna do?"





01:57:12

Fuck.

Wait

To have sexual intercourse with.

Wait.

Process.

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