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Donffy recoiled. That wasn't right. He tried again. And it coughed again.
No no no! Donffy thought. He grabbed a flashlight and shone in through the door.
He almost dropped his flashlight. The only thing that kept him looking was the strange image in front of him. There
were rows upon rows of them. Humans. And they seemed to be dead. All lying on their backs, legs in the air.
He found the flood lights for his ship (labelled BIG BASTARD LIGHTS) and turned them on.
All he could see for miles around were humans. The whole plain was full of dead humans . Millions upon millions
of dead humans.
"Ah fuck!"
Donffy closed the door and stumbled back to his DST.
Being the last duck alive, he had kind of got used to failure.
Deep Sleep…..ah…
He knew that humans would eat just about anything. A whole planet of dead humans? Must be a no no.
Onward and upward.
With that Donffy ruffled his tail feathers and went back to sleep.
On a small planet in the middle of no where of importance, a human said:
"Up and at em guys! There you go!! Works everytime"
A huge cheer went up from the crowd as they watched the spaceship leave the ground and shoot into the sky.
Milltown breathed a sigh of relief. His reputation was safe. The planet was saved.
And 60 billion humans carried on about their business despite all the disruptions to their lives.
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