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Submitted in 2004

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Death to all Smurfs
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Kenneth Keller


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It was at this moment that the subject broke down into tears. I felt it important to tell this poor bitter creature the news that IT had returned. If anyone could help rid the forest of this monster surely it could be the one that created it. So for the next few moments I let the Popa Smurf know that not all members of the village had been slain. It seems that Carpenter Smurf after hiding Baby Smurf and Smurfette in a secret cave ran off into the darkness of the forest. Legend has it that Carpenter Smurf ran to Gargamel and pleaded with him to help and wouldn't you know the old man agreed. He conjured up the finest potion he had ever made and ran to the village. Undoubtedly the tales that were shown on the tv concerning his hatred for these creatures were false because the man gave his life saving hundred of these poor innocents. Popa Smurf himself had awakened from his pyscotic state and tried in ernst to stop the madness that he had forged. In any event after all was said and done the monsters rage was halted as Gargamel and Popa Smurf joined forces. Of course ultimately the survivors agreed mankind must know about the carnage. Popa Smurf was aprehended and coped a plead that put him in the states psychotriatic facility for the criminally insane.

Life slowly went back to normal for the Smurfs. Their true nature, that of kindness and gentleness, helped heal the old wounds.For years they rebuilt and, with a little help from mankind, they thrived. Now some twenty years later villages had poped up all over the forest and they lived in peace and harmony until IT came back. I was authorized by the government to give Popa Smurf a full conditional pardon providing he agreed to help. The old Smurf in his tired and withered state jumped at the chance to do whatever it took to rid the forest of the monster once and for all.

Next installment: Popa Smurf is welcomed back.

The End

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