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Submitted in 2004

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The Perfect Match
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Kate Alexandrova


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"When you are having a coffee with a woman you think mostly, a) how beautiful she is, b) whether she likes you, c) having sex ?"

"Sex"

"Okay, when you are in love with someone, what is it you want for the future, marriage, love, sex, friendship, choose just one for now".

"Love, sex it's the same ballgame, who cares Tanya, do we really have to go through all these tests. Lets make love"

"No. You must complete the test first for me to even consider you"

Morris walks up to Tanya and starts kissing her face.

"Oooh, Morris you are so sweet, so sensual…,hmm, I like how you kiss me". "Yes like that, just like that, kiss me…". He runs his hand down her leg.

"Tanya, I want to make love to you. Can you let me make love to you and then you can finish your assessment".

"Alright, but before we make love, you must pass a psychical exam, its only going to take a couple of minutes."

"Oh, Tanya, I love physical exams. They can really turn me on"

"Take off all your clothes, but do it slowly. Nice and slow."

Morris takes off his shirt and tie. He stands there half naked baring his very toned chest.

"How are we doing so far?"

"I like it, so far."

Morris removes his belt and pants, he stands only in his underwear and socks.

"Take off your socks Morris, I need to see your feet".

Morris takes off his socks, he trips clumsily.

"Oh, I like what I see, l like your feet"

"Oh…, take of those underpants for me, I'd love to see it!" Tanya exclaims.

Morris reveals his frontage.

Tanya screams out with satisfaction, you have passed my test, I have never seen anything so HUGE!
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