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Submitted in 2004

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The Perfect Match
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Kate Alexandrova


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Morris appeared with a drink and sat himself on an sofa opposite Tanya.

"Morris, I hope you don't mind if I ask you several questions about you?"

"No, of course not, unless you have some weird psych test in mind. I am scared of those, you know"., he said smiling.

"Well, it will be very much like an assessment, I will ask you questions and you will provide me with quick answers and I will record them on this answer sheet, See (she pulls out a multiple choice answer sheet which reads "Tanya Belinski assessment center).

Morris contemplates smiling for a second. "Hmm, are you serious?"

"Yes, very. I like you Morris but would like to get to know you better as a person and qualify you".

"Qualify me?"

"To see if you are my type"

Fine. Morris contemplated there for a second. He looked at her, she looked serious about this. Pity, he thought. This wasn't going to be another one of those easily forgettable one night stands. It was going to be hard work for him. Tanya was very beautiful, she was the modern age Audrey Hepburn, he would have loved a chance with her anyway. She had an incredible prettiness, her skin was soft and her porcelain features were sweet and childlike, and then her body, there was this fascinating body which screamed out the word 'sex', hot steamy passionate sex, she was tight and curvavious, she was a seductive siren with an innocent face. She was a night dream which left a man feeling like a destroyed warrior in the morning. "Ok, I am ready for your test"

"Well, sit down, this might take some of your time"

"The first question I am going to ask you will require a gut response, so remain honest and to the point at all times"

"Sure"

"Ok question one, on a first date with a beautiful woman would you expect a hug, a kiss or breakfast?"

"Breakfast"
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