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The cat must have died choking on a mouse or something because as soon as Billy put the match near the cat the
damn mouse woke up inside or whatever and started eating its way out through the cat's stomach. Billy looks down
and sees this mouse come out of the stomach, with cat intestines and organs all over it, and he starts throwing
up everywhere. I guess Billy must have eaten something earlier in the day that mice like, cuz the mouse smells
the puke and jumps right into his open, puking mouth. Billy ended up choking on the mouse and was dead in about
a minute or so. It's funny to think about now, but it was kinda serious when it happened. The irony was thick that
day.
Part Six (A elementary school just east of Tulsa)
3:01 pm
A Ghost In A Satin (Satan) Dress
Jimmy Jones was almost 12 years old. He was what you might call a troublemaker. On this Tuesday afternoon he was,
as usual, kept after school to clean the chalkboards as punishment for another day full of outbursts. His teacher,
Mrs. Wilson enters the room. Her glasses rest on the tip of her nose and the heel of her right shoe is missing.
MW:: Are we going to have to do this every day Jimmy?
JJ:: Call me JJ! Dam you to hell!
MW:: Fine... J.J... is there anything you want to talk about?
JJ:: Yes (He pauses and looks down at his shoes). No one will serve me pudding.
MW:: And why not?
Jimmy pulls up his pant leg and reveals a prosthetic leg. A single tear rolls down his left cheek (ass cheek).
MW::(laughing) Well then, I have something to show you too. (With that she lifts up her dress and we see that she
too has a prosthetic leg. The two embrace, then fall over as their fake legs shatter in the winter cold.
Part Seven (LA)
3:08 pm
An Interview with legendary Hollywood Squares Star; Whoopie Goldberg.
Q:: How has the backlash been since the recent launch of the Whoopie-Pie marketing campaign?
A:: Whoopie Goldberg:: (gets up and leaves the room)
Q:: Hahaha, well folks.. I guess you could say X takes the center square.
3:09 pm
An Interview with "The Price Is Right" host Bob Barker.
Q:: Bob, I myself and a huge fan of the "what if's" What if animals took over the world, started a gameshow
and wore t-shirts with a picture of you having your balls cut off on it?
A:: (Bob Barker puts down his tiny microphone and leaves the room)
A goat wearing an "I'm with stupid" t-shirt smokes a pipe in a rocking chair. He glares at you and whispers,
"Have you figured it out yet?" He reminds you of your mother, but the puzzle remains unsolved.
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