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Part Two (A few blocks down the street from the church)
A Night at the Swiss Miss Hotel
(later that evening)
6:00 pm EST
Room 212:: The two surviving members of the Tom Selleck fan club trim their mustaches and cry.
Room 514:: Tom Selleck tries on hundreds of flowered shirts, yet none of them feel right anymore.
Part Three (30 miles away in New York City)
7:00 pm EST
Arrows, Hugs and Kisses.
William:: 3 years old, brown eyes.
Thomas:: 2.5 years old, blue eyes.
William is running down a crowded New York City sidewalk. He is carrying a Juice box and a loaded shotgun.
Thomas is chasing after William. He has a dirty diaper and a 9mm.
Part Four (Somewhere in Idaho)
7:02 pm
There Is No Limit to Love
Tony, Ron and Ed piled into my mother's brand new station wagon. The plan was to meet the girls behind the cookie
factory a little past midnight. We took a left onto East Putnam Avenue and then a right onto Old Lighthouse Road.
Ed took out his Bo Jackson rookie card and flipped it out the window. We all began to laugh. We were getting close
to the cookie factory now. We pulled up to a red light at the corner of Wilson Street and Cookie Way. My stomach
was starting to hurt from laughing so hard, but I realized no one else was laughing. They were all looking out
at the car stopped next to us. It was a 1994 Geo Prizm with a vanity plate that read; BORULZ. There was Mr. Bo
Jackson himself, still wearing his Raiders uniform, holding the tattered rookie card and weeping with his head
on the steering wheel. He slowly lifted his head, turned to us and asked, "Et Tu Brute?"
Part Five (Location Unknown)
9:00 am, the following day.
More Irony
We used to play in a ditch behind the old shoe factory. One time Billy Thompson found a dead yellow cat and decided
to light it on fire.
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