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The Caramel
I think his name was Reverend Wakefield. He was from somewhere in Georgia and he drove a tan convertible (I forget
the make). Anyway, this crazy bastard set up a fake adoption agency at his church. He would take these babies from
their mothers and say he would place them in foster homes. He did this for about two or three years and then shut
the operation down due to what he said was lack of funding from penny-pinching parishioners.
The mothers were calling him everyday to find out where their children had ended up but the reverend told them
that the paperwork had burned in a fire at the church. They were obviously furious, but what could be done? All
the while, however, the reverend has these thirty or so kids stuffed in a closet in the storage room of the church.
He sneaks down there about twice a day and feeds them, but these poor babies are sleeping in their own piss and
shit for Christs sake!
So, about a year goes by and all of the women who had given their children up for adoption get together and decide
to find out whats really going on. Turns out that, in Japan, friggin baby-toes are like a delicacy or something.
Those sick fucks pay like a thousand bucks a toe! They just dip the toe in some sauce and swallow it whole. Reverend
Wakefield sees a special on Inside Edition about it and comes up with this adoption scheme. Rumor has it he was
in some sort of gambling debt and needed to make some quick cash.
Anyway...so he was mailing out about 5 or 6 toes a week out to Japan and making a real killing. That fucking cocksucker
probably never even would have been caught except, get this, he decides he needs to see what all the fuss is about
with this whole baby-toe-eating craze. He goes down to the closet, cuts a toe off little Danny Hogan, and starts
chewing on it! Well, I guess Danny has like a wart or something on that toe and, when Reverend Wakefield sinks
his teeth in, the thing pops and puss starts shooting everywhere. He slips in a puddle of puss and falls. He lands
smack on his head and is out cold. Now the Reverend is supposed to be doing the 3 O'clock mass and its about 2:00
when this whole fiasco goes down. All of the mothers who had given up their babies had decided to go to the mass
to confront him and find out what was going on with their missing paperwork. At about 3:30 everyone in the church
starts wondering where Reverend Wakefield is.
Being so anxious to meet with him, the mothers decide to go find him. After about 20 minutes they make their way
down to the church storage room. They open the door and there on the floor is Reverend Wakefield. He's got Danny
Hogan's toe in his mouth and the closet door is wide open.
I guess the screams could be heard 2 miles away when those women saw their babies (half of them toe-less) stuffed
in a closet covered in blood, shit, and piss.
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