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Did you here about this meteorologist who blew 39 straight forecasts in Reno, Nevada, between mid may 2nd and the
end of June? Hell, in Reno, there wasn't a cloud in the sky since the end of March! You might say, meteorologically
speaking, clear and 100 (100 miles visibility) for months on end. The United States weather bureau gave him an
"ultimatum"; either check into this "noted" psychiatric hospital down in Lnthrop Wells, Nev.
(amargosa jct. on a Nevada road map), or "Hit the road!" He did as directed, and checked in.
After a brief "consultation", this noted psychiatric made his "diagnosis".
"Hey good buddy, you're suffering from a Tropical Depression (a low pressure area over warm water),"
and then went on to prescribe 500 millibars (mg) of virga (viagra). The meteorologist in question (there is only
1) was eventually placed in an insane asylum for the sane.
While at the asylum, the "good doctors" discovered a low-pressure area in his left temporal ear lobe.
The doctors decided to "run" a meteorological two test to check the forecasters adiabatic mental lapse
rate (5.5 per thousand feet). Instead they found a pressure quadrant (lines of equal pressure) in his brain!
The meteorologist then went on to state- " I think I've lost my mind! Will y'all help me find it!"
The "good doctors" gave up before even trying. Disgusted with the sense, the meteorologist gave the "good
doctors" some free advice.
"Why don't y'all re-adjust the air pressure in your heads to avoid pre-mature mind separation." (Firestone
tires)
This one doctor wasn't sure what the meteorologist meant, 2nd asked him, "Should I do this in inches of (unit
of air pressure) mercury or in millibars?"
Perplexed, the meteorologist was observed listening to an old Jimmy Hendrix Rendition of Manic Depression - Manic
Depression, full steam ahead, blah, blah, blah. In the meantime, the "good doctors" were discussing the
"implications" of the same song. The United States has entered into Manic Recession!
Again (true) this "loonie" dude at the next table interrupted, cut into the conversation and stated that
he was from Heatstroke, Ariz. and used to work at this pub near the U of A campus.
The meteorologist asked him (the "loonie" dude) if he even played any organized sports. While there,
the dude said he played lacrosse for the Univ. of Ariz.
The "good doctor" asked him if he was from Lacrosse, Wisconsin.
"How the hell do I know! I didn't know Wisconsin was in Arizona."
"It isn't!"
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