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Michelle smiled. "Bite me."
"Where?"
"Guys, focus. This is my story."
"Sorry."
"Go ahead."
"Thanks. No, it was not in the pizza box. It was mixed in with the rest of the garbage."
"Okay, that is gross."
"Yeah. My point."
"But not entirely pig like." Tim, always the private dick.
"Well, that's what put the button on it for me."
"What do you mean?" asked Michelle.
"That act, her rooting through the garbage. That's all I can call it. Rooting. While she pawed thru the kitchen
garbage, she would smell the things she pulled out. Made little grunting sounds."
"Like when you two have sex?"
Roger blushed. "You know about that?"
"The walls in the summer retreat cabin are thin."
Everyone nodded their heads. "I thought it was endearing," said Roger with a shrug.
"So did we, honey," said Michelle. "So did we." They all burst out laughing.
Ever since they first met at the insurance agency, Roger, Michelle, and Tim went out every Wednesday night for
a drink to shoot the shit. They all had different jobs now except for poor Tim who was still assistant to the director
of the company. The three friends knew they worked and played well together and for that reason made a point of
setting aside time once a week to catch up, help each other out, drink some beers, and go home drunk.
Jack ordered another round for the table. "So, Raj, what other pig like traits do you notice now?"
"Well, she's always taking mud baths."
"You can't deny a girl her pamper time. I get a mani-pedi every other week."
"Yeah, that's okay, but Jes gets a mud bath every week, and wears a mud mask to sleep almost every night."
Tim paid the waitress for the round of drinks. "Kinda cuts down on the romantic time, huh?"
"No," Roger paused, then relented. "She likes to do it with the mask on."
"Do it?" Michelle's eyes widened. "Like sex?"
"No you idiot, do it like Nike. Yes. Sex."
"Just making sure we're all on the same page."
"Okay, so she's got a mud fetish. Haven't heard of that one before, but…"
"But what, Michelle?"
"Well, some women are insecure about their looks. Maybe her wearing her facial, heh, mask to bed makes her
feel more beautiful, turns her on. You know."
"Well, it also has us changing the sheets every day. Or at least me changing the sheets."
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