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There is much dispute concerning the invention of the airplane. While
the United States claims that Orville and Wilbur Wright made the first heavier-than-air flight on December 17,
1903. Russia claims that it was there that the first flight took place. Several other countries dispute the U.S.
and Russian claims, and take credit for the first manned flight.
Swaziland, in Africa, not only claims that it invented flight, but also states, totally without any verification,
that the first aircraft, made from alligator hides and elephant dung, was skyjacked by a gentlemen named Schmuckle
Mumzer, who, at spear point, forced pilot Carlos Limburger to fly to Sherman, Texas where he asked a Ku Klux Klan
reception committee for political asylum. The story goes that not only was this denied, but he was pressed into
slavery there on a clandestine farm owned by Abraham Lincoln.
Anyway?..enough background.
The author has spent several years in intensive research and this investigative report is the TRUE story of the
first heavier-than-air flight.
It all started in 1632 when a Hungarian named Ptrxy Znctwscz (Whose family invented goulash) immigrated to the
United States. At Ellis Island, an immigration official, unable to pronounce the name, "Znctwscz", asked
if it sounded like "Jones". "Right!" responded Znctwscz, who learned English (among other things)
when he was nine years old and under the care of a British au pair. The immigration officer promptly wrote "Ptrxky
Right" on the entry form.
Mr. Right eventually settled in Sherman, Texas, where coincidently, he fell in love with, and eventually married
the grand-daughter of Carlos Limburger, who, if you recall, was one of the false claimants as the first pilot of
heavier-than-air aircraft
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