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http://www.AlarminglyStrangeStories.com The Weirdcrap features a variety of stories submitted by our readers. 2001's submissions included; humor, horror, fantasy, and science fiction stories. If you have a web site let our traffic work for you. The Alarmingly Strange Stories section gets about 400 page views per day. Send your url with the story and we'll link back to you. If you have a banner, we'll post it on your story's page! FAQ's If you don't like reading from a computer screen, use the "Print Now - Read Later" link. Print a whole story with one click and read it off paper like a normal person. My Bouncing Baby Girls by Claudia Swain "I eagerly spent my baby-sitting money on tube tops and halters to accent their exquisite budding beauty. I rubbed them daily with..." Humor 1 page Print it Now, read it later Fake Tan by Paul Steven "Inside Mary's soul lurks a black spot, and with every passing day it eats away a little more." Strange 3 pages 1 2 3 Print it Now, read it later Don't Quit Your Day Job. by Liz Turton "I'm stretching my bubblegum out with one finger and looking at the words on the pages, but reading? That's too strong a term." Humor/Strange 1 page Print it Now, read it later Tracy Tenchins. by Paul Steven A trip back to 1983, thru the eyes of a ten year old boy who's fighting a turf war." Suspense/Thriller 4 pages 1 2 3 4 Print it Now, read it later A Rat Ate The Refrigerator?. by Rebelbagwan A rip roaring junkie bashing, iMac hating tale, contains big rats, explosive action and references to "tubular bells." Humor 2 pages 1 2 Print it Now, read it later Suicidal Dreams. by Paul Steven “...he looked down as the screaming lumps of metal passed below. Their cries of obliteration hollered up to HK, mocking him to jump. ..." Strange 1 page Print it Now, read it later Underbelly. by Rob Morgan “...people around him jolted in unison, hanging heavily on plastic handles or bouncing on the cheap, hard seats...face after face of blank Japanese preoccupation, eyes staring safely into the middle distance. He hated to watch as they ..." Thriller/Suspense 2 pages 1 2 3 Print it Now, read it later At The Gates. by Dan Ericcson “...trying to pull his listless body into the steadily growing mass of people. Into the crowd that was content to swell. He felt the frustration of the crowd, he knew that it ..." Strange 2 pages 1 2 Print it Now, read it later Return of Mr. Sockforahead. by Joshua Blanc “...There was Old Charlie, who liked talking to rocks and eating puzzle pieces; Phil, who had a habit of `inspecting' nunneries; and finally, Crunchy Bob. The less said about Crunchy Bob the better..." Humor 4 pages 1 2 3 4 Print it Now, read it later Binkle Bunny in Super Electronic. by A.R.A Owen “...water pressure blew Fauna across the room and a fountain punched a hole in the kitchen ceiling. To make things worse (for a certain bunny rabbit) Fauna had recieved the taps screw straight in her right eye and it was going to be a shiner..." Humor 4 pages 1 2 3 4 Print it now, read it later

Road Movies. by Rob Morgan "Cutting circles around America, searching for that sense of place, the feeling that they have finished the trip, waiting for the need to go home. Busted pair of Levi's and a bowie knife. They got on and stumble off..." Strange 1 page Print it now, read it later This Guy I Know. by Dan Ericcson “...he just watches his screensaver. He watches the stars or Microsoft logos whooshing closer to him, closer to him, then flying off the edge off the monitor..." Humor 1 page Print it now, read it later Walk in the Front Door . by Dan Ericcson “...the neon words burned into the atmosphere around him, "No Vacancy", meant another fifteen minutes of driving. Fifteen minutes spent the same meaningless way he had spent the last three months...." Strange 1 page Print it now, read it later Duck . by Chris Moreno “I slip and fall into my own vomit. I lay shaking on the floor looking at specks of green and red floating in the bile. Must have been the burger I had last night..." Strange 4 pages 1 2 3 4 Print it now, read it later Bobby Brady and the Psychedelic Sewage Tank . by Bel Garion “All the memories came to him in the clouds, as if they were happening to him that very instant. He asked Bobby if he would like to see the sewage tank...." Humor 3 pages 1 2 3 Print it now, read it later

			A Cream Filled Existence . by The Mad Prince of Compton “The tubby little man did not even stop to savor the ho-ho; I wasn't even sure he was enjoying it. He didn't love the ho-ho. I loved the ho-ho. He just ate them; like a savage..." Very Strange/Violence 5 pages 1 2 3 4 5 Print This Story Communion . by Dan Ericsson “There was nothing. Then there was Irving. The booth which he inhabited had not existed until he sat there. When he left, so would the table..." Strange 1 page Print This Story Days of Our Hoes Starring Jennifer Lopez . by Holly Wood "... It was a Tuesday, and like every Tuesday, it was Poptart day. She sluggishly dragged her fat ass out of bed..." Humor Go to page 1 2 3 Print this Story True Demons: Interdimensional Horror by Paul Schroeder "There is a terror and a strong wave of hatred felt. Trying to retrace your way in the darkness back towards the elevator..." Thriller Go to page 1 2 3 Print this Story The Model Employee by Bel Garion “Maybe they noticed me leaving early yesterday, all they would have to do is review the camera log… I’ll leave out the back today. Just because..." Humor 1 page Print this Story The Weird World of Today, with extracts from a Frozen Pizza Facory by Bob Badger “The blue scraggy thing was the emperor of this lonely platinum planet and was extremely surprised and shocked to see the holy ceremony..." Humor/SciFi Go to page 1 2 Print This Story My Farm by Art Hernandez “Madi's head plopped to the shaking ground, bounced around for a while, and finally rolled behind a big heap of falling ceiling." SciFi/Suspense Go to page 1 2 3 Print This Story Better off Dead by Dan Ericsson “DOLPHINS ARE BETTER OFF DEAD”, proclaimed the billboard, a dustily painted reminder to “VOTE FOR J. P. MARLEMAN, RECONQUEST PARTY..." Strange 2 pages Print This Story Phylazim Gets a Quasi-Christian Penis by plopmaster A bored demon takes over the body of a young believer for some good, old-fashioned fun. "She slid his hand down into his pants and evaluated his privates. "Ooooohhh," she cooed, "impressive..." Fantasy/Humor 2 pages Print This Story Flat Tire by William Sloan "Opening another beer, I peered down the desolate road, watching for cars that never drove this way. When that beer was gone..." Strange 2 pages   Submitting Your Own Stories publishing@theweirdcrap.com Please Don't Forget: The Name of the Story Your Name or Pen Name The name and URL of your website If you want your email address included with your story. Submitting a story does not mean it will be posted on TheWeirdcrap.com. Stories are reviewed and choosen individually, based on creativity and writing skills. Writers are not paid for published stories. Stories on TheWeirdcrap.com may be printed for personal use; however, they may not be reproduced for web or print publications without consent from the author. If the author does not have a web site or email link, contact our webmaster. TheWeirdcrap.com © 2002.
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