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One way to get on TV

July 27, 2010

Preface: the types of people in Iloilo City, Philippines are,1)Homebodies2)Gangsters3)Those looking for work4)Those not looking for work5)Scammers6)Hotheads7)Your average drunk trying to make some money and have agood time acting as an English teacher8)And the rich I pretty much fell into category 7 of those types…

Shadow of the Crimson Light

The Shadow of the Crimson Light

September 5, 2004

-Sci-Fi - 12 Pages - No, no and no! This is not, I repeat, not from the strains of over-working. Please, doctor, you of all people should see that I am indeed too excited and on the verge on a breakdown, but again I must…

Strings Attached

Strings Attached

March 15, 2000

5 Pages She has been fighting it for weeks now, the broody, hungry emotion that came to her when it was past time to have a man. She had ignored the feeling as long as she could because she didn't want it. She had never liked…

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The weird world of today With extracts from a frozen pizza factory

June 15, 2001

-Humor - 2 Pages Chapter 1 - Attack of the weird blue scraggy thing from outer space The blue scraggy thing ate his cereal and looked up. Outside against the silver metallic landscape lay a team of archaeologist greenfly. Unknown to the blue scraggy thing…

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Thousands of Fleeing Japanese

October 5, 2002

3 Pages A small dark man in a small dark room picked up his pen and wrote: In ancient times, the monsters walked among us, and it was good… Godzilla was in downtown Tokyo for the afternoon. It was something he'd made a habit of…

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Almost Busted!!!

March 13, 2024

I was almost busted!! I was tending to Ralph in the bedroom, like any good wife would do to THEIR husband, when there came a large crash from right outside our trailer. Ralph yanked my head up from where it was positioned and told me…

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A Million Nuts Added to the Pieces

June 4, 2006

Drive-By Truckers---"A Blessing and a Curse"MoTW---"Hotel Rwanda"Dinner that night wasn't a pleasant affair. I sat sulking shovellingspoonful after spoonful of peas into my mouth trying to figure a wayaround getting locked in my room at night. I decided to try sensibility. "C'mon guys, are you…

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What’s In My Mouth?

February 3, 2024

“THEY EAT THEIR OWN POOP WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING IT! Just like Stephen.”Excuse me? Just discovered a chunk of something in my mouth. Have no idea what it is, went ahead and swallowed it. Haven't eaten anything yet today, did my weekly brushing of the teeth…

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Something Happened Within the Last Few Days…

June 26, 2000

Something happened within the last few days that shocked and sickened me. Usually I do not get easily repulsed, but as you read this, you will find out why I am in the state I currently am in. I was watching quality television programming--I do…

Guest Writers

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

November 21, 2007

Twas the night before Thanksgiving.P.S. GiffordTwas the night before ThanksgivingAnd all through the farmcame smells of pies baking;pumpkin, apple, and pecanWhen armed with me gunOut to the yard I wentTo inform our turkeyhis last day had been spentBut he looked up at meWith that sad…

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What is This?!

February 27, 2024

You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…

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TheWeirdcrap News!

February 26, 2024

Here's what's up: 03/09/24 - Bogus RegistrationsWe had about 200 registrations that had 20–30-character emails that were obvious fake. We identify these as spammers and deleted the users. Luckily, nothing automatically posts. Your fake ad…

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