The Evil Lesbians
April 20, 2003Part One: Evil Humor - 2 Pages - In the far distant future, a band of Lesbians landed in their invisible spaceship somewhere in New Jersey.Suddenly, strange cosmic rays penetrated their bodies, turning some of them to evil! Ajax, a pretty lesbian, but not one…
The Goddam Ginsu Knife
November 1, 2023He never liked the Ginsu Knife. It kept looking at him. Actually, it was his own reflected image in the knife that would stare back at him as he crept warily by, but the knife had a strange way of twisting and distorting the reflection…
One way to get on TV
July 27, 2010Preface: the types of people in Iloilo City, Philippines are,1)Homebodies2)Gangsters3)Those looking for work4)Those not looking for work5)Scammers6)Hotheads7)Your average drunk trying to make some money and have agood time acting as an English teacher8)And the rich I pretty much fell into category 7 of those types…
The Frogman
December 10, 19996 Pages "I am the frogman!" he gurgled as chunks of vomit spewed from his mouth. Thinking they were newly hatched eggs he scooped them up, rushed to the toilet and threw them in. "If only I could get my hands on a burrito," he…
Ziontology
June 20, 2004By Mikel Davis “You slimy sack of fish shit!” Deputy Ploggard slammed his hairy fist down onto the grey metal table which separated the two men. His hand landed with such force that it left a fist-shaped dent in the middle of the table. The…
Another Post From Me With Truth As An Added Bonus
June 12, 2021Seems like Bob is trying to cause some problems. First, I NEVER said that he should sell the site to an investment firm. I told him that his buttocks were getting loose and flappy and that MAYBE he should invest in equipment that would firm…
A Pay Raise?
May 1, 2000So, the cast of "Friends" want a huge pay raise. And they are worth it because????? My honest opinion is the show really sucks. I don't like it, so neither should you. It seems to me that they want more money because they know they…
What In The World Is BHB?
September 1, 2023June asks: Hey Bob, what's a bullum-head? I overheard a girl on the train say, "Sure, he's a nice guy…but that bullum-head. I just can't get past that!" WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT!! Thanks for submitting your query June!By the way anyone can Ask Bob…
A Crime for Humanity
April 16, 2002The other day when my wife and I were walking at the park, when we noticed some children were playing in one of those sports utility vehicles. They were obviously unsupervised, because one was trying to push another through a half open window. Their mother…
Just In Time For The Holidays…….ANGER!
December 16, 2023So angry right now!It's not that my plan to fill all of Bob's underpants with talcum powder so that when he's in court and farts a bit of the white powder shoots out and then everyone will point and laugh at the gassy guy is…
TheWeirdcrap News!
April 17, 2024Here's what's up: 04/17/24 - New Email ContactThe email "webmaster@theweirdcrap.com" has been discontinued.The contact form at this website now sends email to TheWebmaster@TheWeirdcrap.com. Seems silly don't it?Well, if you must know. Our web host charged…
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What is This?!
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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