I'm Pissed! for 04/02/00 & 04/09/00

04/02/00
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I'm Pissed!

By "John Stevenson"

You bet I'm pissed!!!!!!

Am I pissed about McCarthyism?

No.

Am I pissed about those ruffians with their slicked back hair, driving around in their hot rods while they listen to that "rock and roll" music?

No.

I am pissed at "Rob".

"Rob", the grand poobah of weirdcrap.go.cc, decided that there should now be a weekly commentary added to this site.

So, "Rob" sent me this email:

"Hey 'John', Thanks for all your hard work and dedication to this site. I have an idea for a weekly commentary and were wondering if you can possibly help out and write the first one. Let me know!!!!

Thanks,
'Rob'"

No, "Rob", I will not write the first one. You can sit there and think that I have nothing better to do and that I would be more than willing to take 30 minutes out of my day to help you out.

A weekly column? Are you sick? Before long you will go too far and will have no one to turn to. I bet you are probably sitting at home right now freaking out because you do not have anyone to write the first column.

That's too bad Bob.........I mean "Rob".

Tell you what. Go ahead and post this one as the first column, if you dare. People will then know what kind of sadistic person you are.

You have pissed me off, but you ain't seen nothing yet. Send me another email begging me to do something else and see what happens.

You are nothing but a chicken-headed monkeyboy "Rob".

NEXT WEEKS COLUMN:
"LATE NIGHT CINEMAX AND THE DOWNFALL OF THE AMERICAN
YOUTH"

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04/09/00

I'm Pissed!

By "John Stevenson"

Wait a minute!!!!

How dare you post what I wrote as last weeks column!!!

You over-stepped the boundaries on this one, "Rob". Sure, I did dare you to post it. I never knew you would be chicken enough to do so.

You want a column for this week? How about "I'm Sick of Being Jerked Around by 'Rob'"?

Now everyone can see what kind of person you are. That pisses me off the most. I was supposed to let the people know in my own way, yet you go around my back and let them know before I can.

What kind of human are you?

You started a war "Rob". I can almost guarantee that you will not win this war. Remember, I did warn you about pissing me off more than I am now.

That time is almost about here. You better watch out.

See if you post this one you scurvy son of a mango.

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