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				Chick Shit for Chic Chicks Archives: 2002
		This Week's Commentaries: Lunatic Ravings Maculate Conception Ask Bob Chick Shit for Chic Chicks Email Bob! Who made all this Weirdcrap?		x By Melissa Paternick 01/02/02 - Melissa gives birth to a well behaved baby! 01/09/02 - Things are lookin' up as Melissa's "gender-free" baby grows in leaps and bounds! 01/16/02 - The Baby gets a name and gets to spend the day with me at work. 01/23/02 - After about three weeks, Melissa's bundle of joy is now over 6 ft tall. 01/30/02 - Melissa tires of motherhood and decides to sell her baby. 02/06/02 - She finally figures out what to do with Dana! Things are lookin' up! 02/13/02 - Melissa gets back together with her old man Ralph. Things are looking up! 02/20/02 - Ralph as arranged for Melissa to be a mom again, this time it may be human! 02/27/02 - She finally gets around to answering mail... 03/06/02 - Melissa gets a big surprise at home! 03/13/02 - Ralph almost get a really, really big surprise... 03/19/02 - Girl Power! girl, power! GRRRRRLLLL POWER!!!		The Archives: 2000   Lunatic Ravings   Ask Bob   Chick Shit... 2001   Chick Shit...   Lunatic Ravings   Ask Bob   Maculate Conception 2002   Chick Shit...   Lunatic Ravings   Ask Bob   Maculate Conception

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03/27/02 - Melissa is in trouble with the law again... 04/03/02 - Now she's trying to secure a lawyer! 04/10/02 - She decides to defend herself! 04/17/02 - She gets a visitor in the big house! 04/24/02 - Melissa is deathly ill! Oh the horror, the horror... 05/01/02 - A burning itch (you know where), worries Melissa's Doctor. 05/08/02 - Melissa's life is one big X-rated Prison Chick Movie! 05/15/02 - She's having a great time in prison but suspects not everyone there is on the "up & up." 05/22/02 - Lies, lies, ALL LIES!!! When will they stop! 05/29/02 - Melissa tries to defend her honor, but she has none. 06/05/02 - Melissa shares her emails with Stephen and Bob! 06/12/02 - Melissa's rude awakening. 06/19/02 - The prison Doctor gives us an update on Melissa's health.

				06/26/02 - Hi everybody! I'm feeling much better now!!! 07/03/02 - Hi! My name is Melissa and I am a FREAK!!! 07/10/02 - Unlike Marilyn Manson, Melissa really is part of a freak show! 07/17/02 - My name is Melissa and I have a real agent!!! 07/24/02 - A day in a life... of chicks in jail! 07/31/02 - Melissa new career as a freak receives a horrible set back! 08/07/02 - Melissa has trouble with her super-sized boob! 08/14/02 - The surgery is a success!!! 08/21/02 - Melissa's first show!!! 08/28/02 - Melissa's second freak show! 09/04/02 - Sorry to announce that Melissa is not writing for TheWeirdcrap.com. 09/11/02 - Our first guest writer tries out for the new commentary space available! 09/18/02 - Another person competes for the open commentary space at TheWeirdcrap.com! 09/25/02 - Guest commentator #3, and she talks about breasts! 10/02/02 - The public keeps pouring in sample commentaries for this spot and we still can't find anything that's any good. 10/09/02 - The future of the Chick Shit for Chic Chicks column! 10/16/02 - The lovely and talented Yvonne takes over the column and tells it like it is! 10/30/02 - Domestic advice from the domestic goddess! 11/20/02 - Yvonne writes to a skanky-whore, and it's not Darva Conger! 11/27/02 - Wonderful Thanksgiving cooking tip by Yvonne! 12/04/02 - Good fucking advice from Yvonne! 12/11/02 - Making love to Edward Scissor-hands. 12/18/02 - Yvonne helps you through the difficult holidays. 12/25/02 - Yvonne wishes you all a Merry-Fucking Xmas...in her own special way.

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