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Melissa is dead.
She is no longer among the living due to choking on her own vomit or accidentally drinking a glass of Drano.
Just when she thinks her life is becoming normal, she goes ahead and dies.
We are saddened (as usual when it comes to her) and now have an extra space for possibly a new column.
Boy, are we sad. Your column can be about anything. Whatever you like. We don't care. Like that's not too obvious.
Bye Melissa. You were one of a kind. Even though that's a loser hand in poker, we never considered you an actual
loser.
Words cannot express our sorrow, so goodbye.
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