Ask Bob / Bob Sez
Archives from 2001
By Bob Senitram
01/02/01 - Reviews of previous New Year predictions from 1958 - 1982
01/09/01 - Bob shares holy business tips, sent by God - Amen
01/16/01 - The Story of Creation by Horatio Evelente
01/23/01 - Farrakhan, aliens, and moiste towelettes
01/30/01 - Bob finds the Jesus
02/06/01 - Why Stephen Johnson is responsible
for all cronic butt itch
02/13/01 - Stephen Johnson is left home all alone and Bob is worried
02/20/01 - Bob rejects all religions and adopts a philosophy of pure hate
02/27/01 - Jebba-Debba-Dooo, Jebba-Debba-Don't
- Sally the throw-up girl and our new illegitimate President
03/13/01 - He finally gets to all that unanswered email
03/20/01 - Why you shouldn't "bargain-shop" when looking for a doctor
03/27/01 - Kicked off-line by Verica.com! Puritans, witches, and parachutes
Friends, cheap beer and lubricants
04/17/01 - The Jesus, the Easter Bunny and the hunt
04/24/01 - Staying healthy in the dirty, dirty, dirty work environment
05/01/01 - If someone pukes enough, will they eventually puke their own poo?
05/08/01 - Traumatized from "The Weakest Link," Bob turns to a life of crime
05/15/01 - Bob never submits his commentary, so Bel Garion fills in
05/22/01 - Bel tries to help his friend at a bar
05/29/01 - Bob is officially missing - Bel explains why dogs eat shit
07/21/01 - After two months, Bob returns and explains what happened
07/27/01 - Getting lost, Win Dixie, and Confederates
08/03/01 - Why men have hairy butts
08/10/01 - Bob
realizes that Ben Gay and Blow-up dolls don't mix
08/17/01 - Burning
Kitties and tum, tum-tum, Tums
08/24/01 - Why
Bob thinks Martha Stewart is a Nazi
08/31/01 - He hates football!? What's wrong with him!
09/07/01 - Hotdogs,
Movies and job hunting with urinals.
09/17/01 - Bob
learns how to create an anti-gravity device and tests it.
09/21/01 - Business
uses the NY terrorism as a promotional ploy.
09/28/01 - Bob gets botulism...again!
10/05/01 - It's the new fall preview!
10/12/01 - Hired and fired...all in the same day!
10/19/01 - Osama-yo-mama...why do they hate us?
10/26/01 - A little bit-o-this, a little bit-o-that. Visitor mail!
11/02/01 - Halloween at Bob's house
11/09/01 - The Stork visits the Senitram house!
11/16/01 - It was just gas!
11/23/01 - A trip to the mall
12/06/01 - Everybody
tells me shuddup about the Middle East.
12/13/01 - Why
Bel Garion is so weird.
12/21/01 - Is
Christmas really the most wonderful time of the year?